I was likely rejected because of both my voluptuous body and my offbeat name.
Well, I hope the Oglebunny takes DICKtation well and that she doesn't get carpal tunnel from handling Mr. Wizard's Magic Wand.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have a vat of sour grapes to stomp into a lovely foot wine."
[after finding out how his favorite Cabernet is made]
Adrian Monk: I've been drinking that wine for fifteen years! It's Foot Wine! I can taste it...
Natalie Teeger: Oh, come on, you cannot taste it!
Adrian Monk: I feel like I can taste the feet... the toes... and what's between the toes...
Al Nicoletto: And the fungus. It really is barbaric.
Natalie Teeger: Okay, I didn't see any fungus! Look, I'm sure they have clean feet, there are probably rules about that stuff...
[She trails off as the grape stompers walk past them, stepping barefoot on the wet, muddy ground]